Best type of brother

Me to me cousin in the future:

Oh no, I'll actually get in my car. I'll have the best time of my life. I don't care, I'll have the best time of my life.

Me personally, I don't know why he's being embarrassed. I would be involved, but I don't know about y'all.

Nah, because if someone did that to me, I would literally walk past and not even look at the car.

nah for real that is sad but funny at the same time if it was me I'd be so embarrassed

I'm a boo boo girl, what the fuuuck?