if i'm being honest i'm just gonna have to give you the right hand and then followed by the dirtiest uppercut and then once that is done and you're on the floor i'm just gonna have to give you a big fat bitch slap or knock you on my door thinking it's gonna get lit inside

You're stepping onto my property in cat ears and a short skirt. What the fuck are you, a furry? Ayo, grab my shotgun!