so president barack obama's chef was recently found dead in their former vineyard home and they say it's a paddleboarding accident that happened but i don't know it just seems a little suspicious to me what do y'all think happened do you think that that really happened or or what

This has got to be the most funky falsified shit I've ever come across. Found dead in a vineyard home, but drowned in a paddleboard accident. Cut it out.

It won't be long.