Ass cat bro, fucking lose some weight bitch stupid ass fat cat fuck you looking at bro My cat is way skinnier than your fat ass bro. You are useless

Yeah, I swear to God if I don't see this cat in the gym in the next working day Then he's getting fucking battered by a fucking baseball, but I ain't even joking bro

Chonky, chonky, chonky, chonky.

I want it, I want it, I want it. Just give me all your stuff and come steal it. I won't steal anything else but that cat. Only the cat. It's too cute.

Oh, that's a cute cat!

Daaamn