Why you showing your arse off if it's not big bro? You're flat so shut up

Yeah, listening here, I know you're trying to be like a basketball player in this, but I don't think you're tall enough, to be fair. Like, they're all about six foot and shit, and from my knowledge, girls are all about five foot four and not fucking four foot eleven. So realistically, I don't think you're gonna be a footballer, er, not a footballer, a basketballer, my bad. God, that sport's a bit mixed up. But yeah, another thing, why, why is the camera, like, panning at your arse a little bit? I don't, like, no one gives a fuck about your bunda. Everyone's got an arse, they don't give a shit about your bunda.