Oh, leave the special Edkid alone, man.

At least he didn't sock her.

Yeah, well about you can't hit girls, that shit is only used if you hit her first. If she hits you or assaults you, you could hit back. But here's the thing, you have to use reasonable force. He did use reasonable force. That bush could not hurt her. So he is actually perfectly fine. He won't get arrested.

This shit is so funny, bro. She got her head pushed into a bush. That shit reminded me of, like, when cartoons are going so fast, they go through a brick wall and they leave the shape behind, bro. *****, she left the shape on the bush. I'm fucking dying.