Yeah, you know what, I'm actually quite scared for that girl that you babysit, um, you look like the type of guy that would fucking nonce up the little child, so, I'm assuming it's a little child, yeah, you know what, you definitely are a nonce, the way you put that mac and cheese in a fucking cup, yeah, you're a nonce, you definitely, hang on a minute, wait, I've just seen the girl, ain't no way you babysit her bro, you, that's definitely your girlfriend mate, yeah, that's definitely your girlfriend, yeah, that's definitely your girlfriend.

When life gives you lemons, drink the lemonade!

oh my god that is so sweet i wish you were my babysitter now for real for real for real bro