So like the question says, what is a conspiracy theory you actually believe in? And please make it realistic, not some bullshit about reptilians or some nonsense like that. Come on now.

The police planting firecrackers in neighborhoods to disturb the peace during protests. It all happened a couple years ago, I think between 2019 to 2021, I think. But yeah, I believe that shit, I do.

The other one, and you're gonna laugh at me, but the other one is the little clowns being in cahoots with the Trump campaign. This happened back in like 2016, 2017. But when it was like killer clowns everywhere, yeah, Trump is their leader.

A conspiracy theory that I believe in is actually what happened to Britney Spears. How come we don't see her live or in public or photographed? I think something's wrong. I don't know what it is, but I believe in that.

Honestly, so the one that's about like how we're all dead right now when we all died in 2012 But we're in that last seven minutes that you were like you like your whole life flashes before you So that's what we're in right now. That's the conspiracy theory. I still kind of believe you

I don't actually believe any conspiracy theories. I think that regardless of wherever you start on the spectrum of conspiracy theories, they all lead to the same thing, which is the the reptilian.

You know, I sat here really thinking about the answer and I realized I don't really believe in too many conspiracy theories anymore. And I realized if I do, I don't think of them as conspiracy theories, I think of them as truth. So I don't even...

I think the CIA, FBI, etc. overthrow governments and perform very bizarre scientific research.