Teenage Mutant ***** Turtles, Teenage Mutant ***** Turtles, ****** in a half shell, ***** power. Here we go, it's the Mean Green ***** Team.

Stop sneaking around my sister's ass. I damn all know that goddamn trees a little suspicious That's you man. Get ready for a pipe bomb

okay this is actually brilliant think if there was like a shooting or like if you need to stay safe or like somebody was following you you need somewhere to hide let's just say you needed somewhere to hide you could hide under there for about 20 minutes until you know whatever settles down but how do you know if it's they under there forever but this

TEENAGE MUTAN NIJA TURTLE

I can smell the Among Us jokes from a mile away.

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First time seeing a black ninja turtle.

who are his opps bro who is he hiding from

See, you my man are going places, cause I would never actually think of doing that. You know, there's so many places to go, and we're yet blinded by the wonders of the seven seas. And, yeah, um, yeah, uh.