What did I get arrested for and why?

They caught your little freaky ass fucking a piece of box outside of Little Caesars, huh?

What the fuck?

You groomed 15 children.

Bro looks like you got arrested mid shift at Wendy's for putting a nuclear bomb and someone's six piece spicy nugget

You try to **** the cashier at McDonald's, *****.

Bitch you probably went to jail for stinking looking ugly and fucking smiling like a fucking beast bitch you really thought you look good with the wheels bitch no bitch in the fucking orange shirt bitch the orange ambience is not giving you did not serve

You went on Disney.com without your parents permission.

Bro you look like you were selling fake food stamps and when they cut your wares We were not able to run away because of those fucking boulders hanging from your ears, bro What the fuck? Thank you.

You look like you got a reason for gobbling toes

Oh no.