What's up, what's up y'all? I want to know what are some black things that... Well actually I want to know what are some things that black mamas say to their kids. Sound off.

When we get in the store, don't look at nothing, don't touch nothing, don't ask me for nothing.

You better stop crying before I give you something to cry about.

You act just like your god damn daddy.

You got McDonald's money?

You better shut up if I give you something to cry for.

I'll bring you in this room and I'll take you out.

I'm gonna slap the black off of you.

I can't stand you. You look just like your damn daddy.

I'll beat you to the white meat.

My mama told me orange juice is only for the morning and I believed her until I was like 19 years old. That's great.