Yo, that shit caught me off guard, bro. What was he cooking in that pan of sandwich? Was it an ice cream sandwich? I don't even know.

I think my eyes are tripping. Was that a blender in your room? And were you frying ice cream?

Who are you?

Bro, I mean, you could at least take the wrapping off before you wanna cook the ice cream sandwich, shit, that shit woulda been bustin'.

This made me laugh way more than I think I was supposed to laugh.