Subway really giving free sandwiches for life if you change your name to Subway, dude. I would rather... I would rather change my name to... Probably Chick-fil-A Funk, because that's what I fucking eat the most. What would you change your name to if another restaurant was doing this?

Now that's not eating fresh!

Not elite

it says i have to change my name it doesn't say i have to keep it like that so yeah

Yeah, I changed my name to Lulius Hogglefart III, because I'm actually feeling a bit devious.

Bro, Sophie would do anything for some customers right now.

First name: Subway Last name: Surfers