Bro, I'm speechless. What do I even gotta say about this?

Shitty Booty Out!

First of all, why would you show me that? Okay, why would you show me that? And it has to be a taco bell because like the person didn't even Like he didn't lift the seat up I mean put the seat down actually He just Bro, i'm just looking at this pile of shit get on my screen

What the fuck did they eat?

Hey man, I missed a bit. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, dude. I kind of missed the ball. What do you mean? Where the fuck were you aiming at? You missed. Yeah man, I'm sorry. I accidentally made a mole. Dude, that's fucking disgusting. I'm not, I quit. I'm not doing this shit. Man, I hope you don't clean this up.

Bro, what the fuck?