I have a dog, but she's annoying as fuck. I personally think cats are better, and if you think otherwise, get out of here. No, I'm just kidding, everyone's opinion is valid, but cats are better, not gonna lie.

Along the line, you're completely right on that. I got two dogs. One, he be raping men left and right. One of my friends coming in the door, yep, raped. The other one, he was raping the other dog, so it's like rape all around.