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No, she's trans, I think. I might be wrong. I'm gonna go check.

okay so it's female to male my bad I didn't didn't fucking know that one I knew I knew they were trans but didn't know where it was going but I mean I'm not gonna lie I meant what I said technically it is a man it was a woman and that woman was hot so I'm not gay for that

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oh no you're not wrong didn't fucking realize it either way I mean I'm not mad I meant what I said fuck a guy like it's gay or not like I'm still attracted to it oh well fuck it too fucking bad I guess

Don't get me wrong, like, I am straight. I do like women. Never found, um, men attractive, like, at all. If you don't believe me, I will show you my fucking history. Jesus Christ, like... There's no men in sight, mostly. It's a lot of crazy shit, though.

Listen, it's okay. It's okay if you're in denial. I've seen your incognito search history. There's a lot of men in there. It's okay. I accept you for who you are, and I think that this is this is really your big step moving forward and saying who you are to the world.

I hate this shit. So many people think I'm gay, and it infuriates me. Like, I'm not gay. I like women. I only like women. I don't like men. Okay? My search history can prove that. Why the fuck am I getting tongue-tied? Today's not my day. I'm also really stoned, by the way. I'm not gonna lie.

I think we all know the reason you're tongue-tied here. I think it's because you're tripping over your lies, your big, fat lies. I think that your true colors are really seeping through your skin. I think it's really coming through your pores. And I'm seeing rainbow. I've seen a lot of rainbow right now. The gaydar is at the peak. Honestly, gayest man I've ever seen. I'm not gonna lie.

i'm gonna be seeping through your skin in the next five minutes if you don't fuckin' stop like, this is- like, i can't be mad, cuz you're- you're too creative with it, it's honestly too funny at this point i can't even listen to the whole thing, because i'm laughing my ass off i'm- this has happened so many times, alright? and like, it gets on my head every single fuckin' time, like, i shouldn't have to explain to you that i'm straight like, why can't i just be a little bit silly, okay?