Bro. Bro, you gotta say something to the rest of us, yo. Please.

God damn, bro, I love your physique.

You're just trying to flex your fake abs because everyone knows that you have a ginormous forehead and you're just trying to rizz people up with your fluffy hair, so like, get a life, like seriously, like all you do is flex, like you can stop flexing now, because like, everyone knows you have a ginormous forehead, the fuck?

I wanna lick your whole body, like, you know, it's like, oh my god!