Someone please help this girl literally understand that she is bigger than me, like literally. How are you gonna call me a hippo? But girl, you are bigger than me and fucking uglier. You look like a fucking troll motherfucker, like literally. Your weird ass bent little legs, you got no fucking curves, no definition, you got a fucking hard ass rock gut, dear fucking dad bod, beer belly ass, like girl. And you got no butt, a flat back, like how is that possible? I don't understand, bro. And she's gonna have the nerve to say that shit to me, bro? Like girl, girl, come on now, come on now. Go like what?