Fuck yeah, you're hot.

Want to be a 4L? Alright, your head's too round for the haircut. And the haircut will be bad by itself, alright? So, I'm gonna need you to slim them cheeks, buddy. And show me your actual, like, buttcheeks. And, um, spread them? Um, my Snapchat has chickens here with, like, um... Like, two or three. Just, uh, hit me up.

I love your hair. I like really want to um shave the sides of my head but I'm really scared to and I don't really think it'd look good with the type of hair I got. Um, I also like your makeup.