Oh my god, how excited are you guys and girls and non-bonding scrolls? The DIQ, the dick, definitely impotent quiz is back tonight at 8pm GMT. Come and get yourself some lovely dick points, answer the questions, get your points.

I've been thinking about your dick all week and how honoured I am to be co-hosting, and now with the all-new scoring tiered system. So it's not just the first person who gets points, it's a game changer. See you there!

Dick, Dick, give me the Dick, Dick, Dick, I want the Dick.

I've been thinking about your dick as well, Julie Prunes and Ava. All week. No, all day. Today was the first day I played. But I had fun doing it. Thanks for having me.