Um, I don't really know how I could roast you. I mean, we kind of look similar, so I'd kind of be roasting myself. Um, you're really pretty though.

I don't know how to roast you. Well, I mean, you probably got, like, crystal rocks. You probably believe in astrology. Just tell them about a peace sign necklace. But, other than that, yeah.

Lift up those goddamn motherfuckin' bangs and let's see how big that fuckin' forehead is. That shit probably look like Megamind. Bitch, you look like my grandma's left testicle, bitch. Like my grandpa's left callus on his toes. Bitch, you are dirty as hell and white as shit. Shut up.

Bitch you so ugly I think you sexy, bitch you ugly as fuck you look like my wife, bitch you ugly as fuck- I can't, fuck this shit.

Hello daddy's little whore, how you doing? Remember me? You fucking slut.