I'm a football player and a strong man, which basically means I lift heavy shit for a living.

Um, basketball, football, track, you know, the usual sports, may, may not do soccer, don't plan on it, but football is the main right now.

Hi, my name is Trey and I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well, I'm a point guard in a shoe game

You're pretty, but you look like a teacher.

Um, I play Pussy Pleaser. I don't know if you heard of it, but I'm really good at it.