Oh god, let me hit that.

Gorilla

You look like Santa's sloth. My fuckin' eyes hate you, fuckin' oh my god, when your eyes spit that wine, bro.

Girl, I'm not trying to be rude, but why are your freaking eyes like that? Why is your forehead so big? And why does your lips look like it's gonna take a shit right there, bro? And your nose, you look so small.