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My dog isn't like that. Maybe she'll nibble on your ankle a little bit. Cause she does love going for the ankles, but she has no teeth, so like, it won't really hurt. Other than that, she's sweet. She's cute. She doesn't really do anything.

That's why it doesn't do anything, because it's got no teeth. Oh, Jesus. Imagine being small and not even have your only defence. Your teeth. How does it eat food? What a shame.

Well, she is her own defense. Everyone's scared of her either way. She barks and they're already running downstairs trying to get away from her while she chases them. That's her defense. She don't need to have teeth to be scary. And normally she... puts the food in her mouth and eats it. Swallows it. Plus, it's soft food, so she doesn't really need to chew it. She just... nipples and swallows.