Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home without on Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and pops oh yeah we believe.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock. Huh? Damn. Damn, bro, I forgot. How the hell I forgot Jingle Bells? Damn. Alright, well, that's all I got.

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And shout out to Jamaicans, and the Haitians, shout out to the Jews, shout out to Yahweh, to Yee-Wah, and Hermaphrodite, and Epiphanies, and Jellybeans, and 1-800-CARS-4-KIDS, I'm gonna sing my life story.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.

All I want for Christmas is for you. I don't want a lot for Christmas, there's just one thing I need.