It's 10 out of 10, it's 10 out of 10, it's 10 out of- no, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that. It's 11 out of 11, girl. 11 out of a fucking 11. Like, girl, I'm- Ah! Girl, you make me speechless, girl. You honestly make me so speechless. I don't even know what the fuck to say anymore. Like, I really don't. I really don't know what the fuck to say anymore. Ah!

I'll give it a solid 10, but I have one question. Did you pray today? Because if you didn't, I might just have to dig you down on some pizza shit.

Hi, I'm sorry

Damn, I wish we were together because you cute as fuck and I cannot get over how pretty you are