Calling all comedy lovers as you want know I'm a comedian I wanna know what is your favorite one liner joke tell me right now I'm is the perfect platform to do it

I was standing in the park the other day wondering why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets and then it hit me

That's what she said!

A bit of a pick-up line as well as a one-lie-a-joke, but do you want to play Barbie and Ken? I can be Ken and you can be the box that I come in.

You are so Catholic that when you had sex with a girl she became virgin again.

This is my network right now. Our higher up manager, Stacy, just came in and said, this is going to be a whole new pub in 30 days. So every time I see something new, like they just bought new pens or they moved the to-go boxes from one spot to another, I say, wow, it really is a whole new pub.

Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

I have no one-liner jokes, but your Trump impression is my life, okay? Excuse me. Excuse me. Rhonda sanctimonious.

What did one boar say to the other boar? Bitch, you're out of bounds.

So this is from the Drag Race, I really love it. The only thing you're fucking is stupid.

The man who invented knock knock chalks should get a Nobel Prize.