I'm sorry, um, other than the fact that, you know, you're pretty good looking, but I can't say anything else because I'm taking you know, but um, why is your hand so big compared to your phone? I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!

Yo, I'm not even gonna lie. You caught me so off guard. Left a bitch speechless.

Oh my lordy, lordy, holy, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I like skinny guys that are pale and they look like they're dying.