Dang girl you pretty as hell. What the- what the actual fuck? Why can't I be that pretty? What? Why do I gotta be so mid? I gotta be like the mid white girls dude. With one of them- one of the manly voices. I got the manly voices and you're over here being a fucking goddess like Can we swap lives please?

Her boobs are so big they're literally looking at me.

I don't care what any of these fuckers saying. Baddie, baddie, baddie, baddie, baddie, baddie, baddie, baddie.

snap?

No, you can all fix that. I'm not into women.

Queen

You are literally so fucking gorgeous.

you're literally drop-dead gorgeous

snap?

Erm, hola mami.