I would rather talk to animals because I am not about to touch a dildo and know that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother used it, like, bitch. No.

i would rather know history of every object you touch because motherfucker i would rather be smart as shit because i could probably make a time machine and if you touch like old ancient shit you can know the history that other people never knew

Though I thought about this one, and this is funny because I was like, alright, if you were able to talk to animals, say you're just like chilling in your bed, right? You're like, oh, I'm gonna go to bed. So you go to bed, and then you hear a fucking roach. Hey, you motherfucker! You're squishing me! Hey! Yeah, you! And then you're just chilling, and you're like, what the fuck? Like, that shit is creepy. Like, you know, I would rather go with the first one.

talk to animals cuz I'm trying to find out why the fuck my gorilla looking ass sister just ate all my snacks like