I've just had a lovely idea I'm not talking to anyone I'm talking myself I'm gonna use this as an audio diary and I don't get a lot of people talking to me on these posts so I can talk to myself I forget how long do how long you can actually I do an audio response to the post I think it's 30 seconds let's see shall we are currently on 27 2829 It's definitely gone longer it's now 33 how's that working anyway maybe it's longer It's just hit the 42nd motherfucking hell was that goes on for days fuck me anyway this is just going to be this is my audio diary

Just about to go live and feel like also need a poo I've got four minutes I reckon I can do it because you can't use your things well I can't poo on the show anymore like to meet myself cause if you me you get demonetise there's pain in the bum literally so I'm gonna quickly poo before I go live I think can live in like four minutes

Alright just finished broadcast that was fun we were doing a would you rather I was also so funny things come out like it's rather be barfed in syrup maple syrup by Marillion and has not won or would you rather once a month skunk spray on you or your pet porcupine quill you so much from his head anyway Go go and collect the boys and it's fucking raining

It's been quite a strange day not a bad day not a good day it's been one of those days work so I've been up-and-down it's been a bit emotional that's okay you know to have emotional days but I'm quite glad it's over to the rest and I'm about to get into bed and read a bit of a book and then hopefully find some rest and tomorrow is another day

So wet morning here in the UK it is nice and I'm currently sat in the car as I'm hosting a kinky coffee much but a social event for kinky people so that's fun as two of the people who already just fine drinks so there you go I'm not feeling melancholy I found it I'm not

It's one of my housemates birthdays today and we're having a Harry Potter themed party for him later which is weird because he's 26 and I'm going as a mentor which really constitutes where it's just me wearing a fucking cloak black cloak and I'm doing nothing else I should've just been called a spooky gob shite I think

I'm actually finding this audio diary rather cathartic I think I'm gonna continue to do it I don't think anyone's listening to it and I don't want people to listen to it to be honest and if you do that's fine but if you don't that's also fine is your thing if you are listening to this like that idea what are you do when yourself this is an audio diary because I talk to myself anyway listen now recording it for the ETA for the universe

I just had sushi from Morrisons was quite nice I am sat in the car and the rain is coming down it's nice of you to see you sweet chilli chicken skewers

Sometimes get like FOMO from nonstereo Cause you know you have a I have such good time in a lot of shows there's a lot of shite as well I have to flick through but when I have a great time it's really great and then sometimes I'm doing something else I wonder who's going on wonder what I'm missing it can't be that great cause I'm not there surely it's only better when I'm there

Oh wonder how long I can keep this audio Tori up this might be using evidence Monday show that I was mental all that was a genius is there a fine line between crazy ingenious people have said that I don't think that's really true is it it's like there's a fine line between Love and hate it it's really not a very very different things