Y'all know Goofy from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? That's who teeth she got. Oh my god.

Be so fucking for real bro, you look like a wee character

You don't look real if that makes sense. You look like a fucking lizard person

Do you want my head for a boner?

I'm not really going to say anything about, like,

You look like you're one fart away from smoking crack.