This is crazy, bro.

Hey bro that makes two of us my balls hurt and my eyes hurts

Bro, I don't know what's biggest. Fuck, I'm sorry. That's the first thing I see, man. That's the only thing I can see.

I don't know if you didn't pee or whatever, but go to your teacher and then tell her to get an ice pack and be like, meh, my balls hurt, it hurt, and then she'll simply kindly send you home and then you can rest and squeeze your balls all you like next time, all right?