Get in the fucking van now

Hey, never mind the pick up line. See those weights behind you? I want to see you pick them up! PICK THEM UP! SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN PICK UP!

Wanna smash your head against that mirror so hard that your fuckin' brain shatters?

Thank you for watching.

Yo, is you my therapist cuz I'm just trying to tell you how I feel right now, dude

Are you a Sandal? Because every time I go to a mosque, people are trying to steal you.

Give me my healer, he's taking my breath away.