That is so cute. It looks like he's making a happy face.

Aw, dude, little turtle bro, right? He's like, I'm gonna go back in my shell, bro. I'm kinda scared of you guys, right? Like, man, you gotta like, you know, make him feel welcome, dude. Give him a little fucking tickle or some shit. I don't know, dude. What are the fucking turtles like, bro? Like, I don't know, dude. Like, maybe give him some fucking drugs or something. I don't know. He's a little, he's a little fiend in there, dude. Like, you never know, right? Like, I feel you, Mr. Turtle Bro, you know what I mean, dude? Oh, sometimes I'm just fucking itchy for it, dog.

Turtles are so cute Ong.

I'll stick my dick so far up the fucking turtle.

Brody splite. Get the fuck off of me right now, or I'm gonna turtle slap your ass. That's what he's doing. That's why his face is like that.

Bro looks like he says, give me back the ticket I want to get!

Hear me out....

Cute but I’m not risking my finger getting cut off

Reminds me of a penis.