He's probably a princess, just like you.

I don't give a fuck what that dog's name is, that shit looking crusty as fuck, clean out under his eyes dude.

I'm sorry, that's just, I'm sorry.

I want to name her. I don't know what her name is, I can't tell, but if I was your friend, I would just call her Sparkles. Sparkles, Sparkles!

You're such a cutie!

It look like a Joe Biden, but like, one, you need to get rid of that thing, get like a golden achiever, that thing will **** your hand off before you notice.

She looks more like a, she looks more like a Dixie I think, like a Dixie spelled D-I-X-I-E, you know, Dixie.