Bro, you know, my day was actually going good as fuck till I saw your ugly bitch ass.

Your eyebrows look like they're social distancing and that's not original, but I've never used it and it made more sense than it does right now.

You're so pretty!

Hey what's up passing by to show you love I hope you're having an amazing day today dream here

Good.

Bro, why are your eyebrows so spread out? I'm not gonna lie.

She got no eyebrows. The fuck? What do you mean, the shorts is this a thing? They got, they, she got no eyebrows.

um my day is going pretty good um I don't know what to say about you though like I hope I hope I hope your day's going oh good okay I guess