Hey my name is Microsoft can I crash at your place tonight

Ahem, I need you to suck my toes, dig me down, please. No, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Damn, I don't have any pickup lines, fuck, um... Why is that necklace around your neck and not my hands? Um, I don't know, um, um, um, um, um, god damn it, you know what, I'll come back later and I'll have the best pickup lines you will ever, ever hear, baby, okay?

There will be only seven planets after I destroy Uranus.