This has to be satire, bro. It looks like you tried to go toe-to-toe with a monster truck or something. Like, probably tried to arm-wrestle John Cena and he just picked you up and slammed you into the floor, bro.

Oh

Baba, you are so sexy, you make my souls curl. I want to suck your wiggly bigglies.

Ew, yucky!

You may not be a fairy but your motherfucking furry bitch what the fuck

Boy, instead of making TikToks, you need to be scrubbing, dubbing, dubbing that face. Bitch, go take yourself a bath. Stinky-ass bitch, I can smell you through this goddamn phone, stinky-ass hoe.