God damn, I've never been jumpscared that fucking badly in my life. That scared the fuck out of me. Bitch look like weird Barbie from the fucking Barbie movie. Bitch look like fucking Marilyn Manson. Bitch look ugly as fuck. Bitch look like a dog. You look like a fucking man. Like what the fuck, where y'all titties at? That's what I wanna know. Are you even a bitch? Like what the fuck? She one of them they-them people. Like what the fuck? No offense to they-them. But like, she one of them weird motherfuckers.

Nah, you look like you're straight out of a fucking Dr. Seuss book.

You look like my sleep paralysis demon. Yeah.

What the fuck did I just witness?

Oh, jump scare!