I dug my key into the side of this pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat. I took a Louisville slug out of both headlights, slashed a hole in our four tires. Maybe next time I'll thank before he cheats. Oh, he's probably with the next girl. And he don't know I fucked up.

This girl looks like she goes to bars and rides the bull and just fuckin' faceplants on that damn map, bro.