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I would like to inform the people of Colorado That there were 7500 deaths in the mountains All the Mexicans all the Indians and All the honkies died today Let's say a prayer for those people that died from that homemade bomb that them hill Billy People redneck his peoples had to make just to kill everyone.
President, I'm also a news anchor guy. Anyways, update from the Colorado firework. There were many, many tragic deaths, but we all learn one thing. They all got their asses handed to them because they owed us money. Yes, the government. Yeah, they owed me and Donald Trump, but I took Donald Trump's part because I forgot what I was- What we're talking about? Uh,
I'm not even going to lie. That ain't no fireworks. That's a whole nuclear explosion. And I'm not spending my money for two minutes. It looks good. But it ain't worth it. Wait.
I don't know where they got that fucking beluga ass whale bomb of a fucking firework but I'm pretty sure they all have limited hearing loss from the size of that motherfucker. Because there's no way it was silent.
I think I nutted to that one. The Pyromaniac in me is fucking busted right now. Oh my god. That was beautiful. I wish I was there. The delay too. Oh that makes it so much more satisfying. You know it's a big one when it goes. Please hear it in the background. Some shit like that. fucking no
Breaking news straight out of Denver, Colorado. Oh Never mind. It's not breaking news. Fuck. We're slow, bro We might as well quit our jobs back to you at sports. Oh Whoa, well fuck back you and weather it's raining. Oh It's over everybody shut the show down. We're getting out of here no more fucking news. We're retarded and And have a good night.
Hold the phone here did someone just say laser beam brah if you've got a laser beam that shines like that brah Before it exploded, you know what I'm talking about brah Then you went to the Dollar Tree about that motherfucker bro that thing was like half off It was like on a black Friday sale at the Dollar Tree bro. Everything goes fucking 10 cents, bro What the hell's going on man? Your laser don't even go to space your laser don't even go to the in the foot of your bed But, but, bro, the cats and dogs look at you a little bit.