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Um, I almost, and I mean almost got caught masturbating once. Almost. But I do want to share something I got caught doing. I got caught watching porn once too. Yeah.
So let me explain like once I was laying down and I kind of was uncomfortable and I was like you know going at it. My mom would have sprung the door open. I pulled up my pants so quick and I just like lay back.
like pretending I wasn't doing like anything and she was like what you doing I was like Nitha watch the TV and at least my TV was on because she would have never believed me
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um when i snuck three boys over for the entire weekend like we went to the beach and shit we had so much fun but they accidentally like went in front of the ring camera that i have and they got caught on video but i lied my ass off and i didn't get in trouble
So I almost got caught giving my head to my ex the last time he was over So yeah, plus they almost caught us fucking bro like that's kind of like, you know, like damn good thing we did it