Funny cause it's the opposite with me. I'm the oldest. My pops love my younger brother more like dead ass. Like that's crazy.

And the oldest of my dad loves me, he has a tattoo on my footprints on his chest, so...

Yeah, can't wait my dad left me when I was 7.

the fuck okay that looks like what my two siblings would do while they're fighting it's too funny Oh my gosh.

I love 21 Jump Street is my favorite movie

My dad loved me but then he fricken... I don't mean like bruh. That is so rude.

I'm the youngest of my dad loves me more. He has all my name on his omelet.

Yo I wish this was true I'm not gonna hold you I wish this was 2 feet if I was a guy oh my God you got you have you guys have no idea

The only thing I've ever groomed? It's my two Persian cats. I'm not a groomer. I'm just a loser who didn't understand or should respond to fanfare. I'm not a bear even though a lot of you might think so.

Imagine having a dad, like that can never be me.