This ****** last straw is a fucking Tesla. He said, I can't do this shit anymore.

Oh no, it wasn't the Tesla. It was that electric fucking Dodge Charger that came out. But no, honestly, it's because I have nothing else to fucking live for and I've never been happy. I never will be happy. I don't feel love. I don't give love. Doesn't matter. I just want to fucking die.

Bro, you don't even sound like you that old, you ain't living life yet. I used to say you can't take it.

I've lived my life already. My hero passed away seven years ago. I really have no reason to keep living on this earth. I found some other ways I can probably end myself pretty soon. I'm just here to see what I can do to enjoy myself before I die.

Damn *****, is you okay?

No *****, do I sound okay?

Boy you need help? That's like some depression shit.

Man, I'm finna smack this shit out you cuz I was like, why you always talking down on yourself, bro? Like, bro, come on cousin, like don't do that bro.

I'm good bro, thank you so much. I just flushed that depression shit down the toilet. Fuck that. Yeah, cheers man.

Hey bro, I won't do that shit again, you're right. That shit was lame. But for real, don't smack me. Don't smack me bro. We good, right? We good. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the best way to deal with it. If depression don't exist, it can't bother you.

So you ready to die right now? And even though you don't know it's like on the other side, you just don't care. or just die right now.

Yeah bro that's actually a good question and now I think about it Have you been studying this hard to know some stuff

Yo, it's so much to do when you are more than you don't really age no more. It's like you don't you don't die you don't get older. You just wherever you at, that's where you stay.

No thanks cause you can stay the same age and you still have a good life you could change your appearance as many times as you want because you won't die no matter what even if you get a run over by a fucking truck you just come back to life

Man, y'all are missing out on the world, bro. I'm telling you, it's so much to do in this world. Have you even explored anywhere? Have you traveled? It's not miserable, bro. Everywhere you at is not that good.

You saying yes whole time? It was a catch question bro. It was a trick question bro. Your body is still gonna age. You're gonna fall apart bro. You're gonna be an old lady falling apart but still alive. Like, see she got you. She got you. She tricked you.

Hmm, you tell me. Was she specific? Because it didn't seem like it in the question. The question was pretty broad. Thanks.

You wish for reasons, bro. You said I got my own reasons. Can you tell me some reasons?

Definitely. Why wouldn't I? I mean that would be crazy. I honestly I always wanted to be a vampire.

Yeah, well, but you better give me the mortal, bro. Haha.