You look like one of those SpongeBob close-up images.

Yeah, you see how you got your face right now? That's how the same way we live on my pants and I see this plank and penis Actually, this lady just planked at me.

That face looks like a pure disappointment

You know how some of these people have the most awful, dirtiest pickup lines, and they sound like they're fucking 12 years old, bro, what?