Eww! Eww! Why you... gew

In my opinion, I think you should lose some weight

Hey girl, you look pretty. What's up? What's up? What's up to you? Dreamy?

Um, okay buddy, that's when we draw the line. You see, grown men that are of course attractive. If they say the word naughty, I just might let them do it until I bleed. You're free.

You know, you know.

Bro, you don't even have sex anymore, shut the hell up.

Uh, who's mom is this? Get them off this app, get them off this app, go back to Facebook. Also, why are you looking at a 40-year-old man's post? Like, are you 40? Like, literally, there's a bunch of teenagers on this app. Why are you here? Literally, no one wants you here. Like, come on.