It's bowling fake because they have the pins on strings

Bro listen just because you're dead at bowling yeah coming up with these conspiracies is a bit of a singing one still bruv just head down to Hollywood bowl grab your munch beforehand get ready and just practice it is what it is get them shoes on squeaky squeaky and you know what to do innit

Nah, I can't agree with you on this one. I better put them guard rails up bro

Okay, the pins aren't on strings. Bowler here. Um, no. No bowling isn't fake. It's just skill.

Yes, right, 100.

I think that bowling is fake because the ball always go one side.

Oui.

Man, these conspiracies have gone way too far, god damn.