Audio record your best customer service voice.

Welcome to Luzar us would you be looking for oil or water-based lube today sir

Hello my name is MrSding and I am calling from Tech India. I've heard that you've got a problem with your bank account so you're gonna have to need to give me your ID and your bank account details. And also the expiration date on your credit card. Thank you.

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How can I help you? Hello sir, how do I get to the fifth floor? Take the elevator to the fifth floor, facts behind it.

Thank you for calling Bank of America. This is Shanna. How may I make your day better? I'm sorry. I can't do that. However what I can do Oh, that doesn't account work for you. You know, I have this other account that works way better.

Hello, thank you for calling Wells Fargo. I hope you're having an amazing day. How can I help you?

Hello, this is Dreamy calling from the Love Shop to confirm that your order of a dildo should be arriving by next Monday. We hope you enjoy your new toy and don't forget to leave a review on our site. Take care, good day!

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? That's my best customer service voice because whenever I get on customer service they swear they can't hear me after you've been sitting on hold for 20 minutes. Like hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes I can. Answer me.

Welcome to In-N-Out Burger, may I take your order please?

Hello? Yeah, how you doing miss? Like, you good? I was just wondering if you wanted to make a purchase and shit like that. Cause like, you know, like we are, we have a sale and shit.