I can't hold eye contact.

No, definitely I won the staring contest. You lost.

Looking fine as fuck I'm ready to nut on your ass boy

oh i'm definitely gonna win the eye contest like honestly i would

No, I think I won. alright, calm down

The trick is to squint your eyes so that way your eyes aren't getting as much air and then when your eyes don't get that much air they don't start to get cold and when your eyes get cold you blink so yeah.

Are you a pro did you say oh that's a big gay stuff for a law

Not me being mad fucking scared of eye contact right now cuz like looking at you I'm like damn and then I'm also like Please somebody help me because I can't do this.

Okay, I just want to say that you look like Roderick from um, Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I am so confused.

Do you know a photo staring contest how about you just tell me to rest a fucking eternity like I'll fold but like still staring me like come on I don't really care I just fucking come home